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Willie Rimes Gets Married

Willie Rimes fled to London, of the guards he was afraid He might we arrested after his antics at the St Patricks …

Some House Party In Heaven

They are having some house party in Heaven All of the greats they were playing The Devil enjoyed the music drifting through …

The Great Mcgonagall

William “Topaz” Mc Gonnagle was poet from Dundee, who discovered he could make a rhyme at the grand old age of 52 …

Willie Rimes and the Crock of Gold

The morning after St Patricks Day the bould Willie awoke, “Jesus Mary and Joseph” where the first words he spoke, All thoughts …

Willie Rimes and the Masons Goat

Like many good men before him To join the local lodge our Willie did inquire The mystery of the rituals and the …

Wake at Birr

The true and humorous tale, though shocking at the time, of the fiasco of my mothers coffin, at her wake in Birr… …

Dutch Courage

All possibilities will reveal Themselves in the morning, waking Some will smile and what they find in bed Others in horror will …

The Priest and the Playboy Magazine

In the clerics car, which the housekeeper was cleaning, A copy of Playboy was found, She assumed it was planted there by …

A Future Vision When No Future We See

The Old Folks parties will be great craic when we are of age!!! Geriatric ravers… what can possibly go wrong? A youth, …

Cupid the Hitman

There’s a little fella flying, He’s appearing here and there, Striking victims at random, He can appear anywhere! The police put out …

The Pearly Gates

I I was talking to a widow And she was telling the tale to me About one night in the moonlight Her …

Tomcats Chasing Pussies

Tomcats are chasing pussys and they howling at the sky But the pussy cats having none of it, his loving she’ll deny …

The Sleeping Sentry

The dog sleeping on the doorstep Keeps the cats away For they cant enter while hes there And upon the couches play. …

Aliens in Edenderry

” “Look at them bloody immigrants In their fancy fuck off UFO Paid for with a grant from the government Just like …