Willie Rimes breaks COVID Lockdown
A month or so into lockdown, Willie Rimes was finding it hard All the pubs were shut, nothing to do Outside the …
Willie Rimes Goes to Confession
A legend in his own lifetime Afraid he’d go to hell The bold Willie went in to the church All his …
Willie Rimes Builds a Boat
We havnt heard from Willie Rimes in a while… as expected, he has been up to no good… in a self built boat! What POSSIBLY could go wrong?
Willie Rimes Was Off the Drink For Lent
Willie Rimes gave up the drink Not forever as one would think But before in disbelief you blink It was only for …
Willie Rimes Wrecks Christmas
This verse is dedicated to Ray, a.k.a. Bildoar over at the Jesters Castel at Disqus , who recently passed away. He was …
Willie Rimes Applies to Be Santa Claus
Santa is real, as well known by all girls and boys Comes every Christmas to good children and give to them their …
Willie Rimes and the Ghost of a Girl
Willie was drinking – as he always does – all day in the bar He saw a fine looking girl eyeing him …
Willie Rimes Gone on the Run at the Galway Races
Willie Rimes is back in town In Galway of all places The guards are still looking out for him Hes up at …
Willie Rimes Heads to Moneygall for the 4th of July
It was the one development that everyone had dreaded To Moneygall for the fourth of July Willie Rimes was headed He was …
Willie Rimes and the Crock of Gold
The morning after St Patricks Day the bould Willie awoke, “Jesus Mary and Joseph” where the first words he spoke, All thoughts …
Willie Rimes and the Saint Patrick’s Day Parade
Willie Rimes was drinking the health of Saint Patrick And a show of himself he made When he decided to become the …
Willie Rimes and the Masons Goat
Like many good men before him To join the local lodge our Willie did inquire The mystery of the rituals and the …
Willie Rimes Goes to Belfast to Protest at the Parades
Willie Rimes is just back from Belfast, his eyes both black and blue His nose is broken, the whites of his eyes …
Aliens in Edenderry
” “Look at them bloody immigrants In their fancy fuck off UFO Paid for with a grant from the government Just like …
Willie Rimes Meets His Valentine
The bould Willie Rimes, the love of his life, a lot of Russian chaps, an empty bank account, couple of cops and …
Poetic Crimes of Willie Rimes
He said he was talking to Mally, About the new book put out by Lally, Unlike Carty it didnt take him ages, …