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Funny Poems (18+!!!)

Willie Rimes breaks COVID Lockdown

A month or so into lockdown, Willie Rimes was finding it hard All the pubs were shut, nothing to do Outside the …

Mother Duck

As part of the #twistednurseryrhyme challenge from “Pandora’s Box of Horrors” and “We PAW Bloggers” groups on Facebook, where a nursery rhyme …

Willie Rimes Goes to Confession

  A legend in his own lifetime Afraid he’d go to hell The bold Willie went in to the church All his …

Willie Rimes Builds a Boat

We havnt heard from Willie Rimes in a while… as expected, he has been up to no good… in a self built boat! What POSSIBLY could go wrong?

The Apple Of Eden

Fruit of a tree that begot sin And led poor Adam astray, When misled by a lusty Eve In Edens garden one …

Willie Rimes Wrecks Christmas

This verse is dedicated to Ray, a.k.a. Bildoar over at the Jesters Castel at Disqus , who recently passed away. He was …

Dutch Courage

All possibilities will reveal Themselves in the morning, waking Some will smile and what they find in bed Others in horror will …

The Priest and the Playboy Magazine

In the clerics car, which the housekeeper was cleaning, A copy of Playboy was found, She assumed it was planted there by …

A Future Vision When No Future We See

The Old Folks parties will be great craic when we are of age!!! Geriatric ravers… what can possibly go wrong? A youth, …

Santy’s Christmas Party

They had finished all the presents, cleared off all the shelves Wrapped up all the chocolates, Santa and the Elves Someone brought …

The Ride

Getting cleaned up to get dirty The lecherous to the uptight Young folk, auld folk, all folk Hoping to score tonight. Getting …

Santa XXX

Santy is an unknown casanova… An intercontinental romantic supernova, He gets to play away Once a year for a day… Behind the …

Bad Santa

Santas in the bathroom smoking dope I think for him theres not a hope Hes in there with me aunties And hes …