Alternative Genesis and What Happened in Eden with the Apple
Once upon a time in the Garden of Eden God gave Adam and Eve a PC But banned them from the Apple …
Willie Rimes breaks COVID Lockdown
A month or so into lockdown, Willie Rimes was finding it hard All the pubs were shut, nothing to do Outside the …
Mother Duck
As part of the #twistednurseryrhyme challenge from “Pandora’s Box of Horrors” and “We PAW Bloggers” groups on Facebook, where a nursery rhyme …
Willie Rimes Goes to Confession
A legend in his own lifetime Afraid he’d go to hell The bold Willie went in to the church All his …
Willie Rimes Builds a Boat
We havnt heard from Willie Rimes in a while… as expected, he has been up to no good… in a self built boat! What POSSIBLY could go wrong?
Adams Hindsight on the Garden of Eden
They walked serene without any clothes Free and easy, them both She bid, he bit, and it got stuck A bit of …
The Apple Of Eden
Fruit of a tree that begot sin And led poor Adam astray, When misled by a lusty Eve In Edens garden one …
The Bald Man in Bed, The Cat, The Dog and the Flea
There was a fat bald man who lived with a cat And a dog that had fleas, but he did not know …
Willie Rimes Wrecks Christmas
This verse is dedicated to Ray, a.k.a. Bildoar over at the Jesters Castel at Disqus , who recently passed away. He was …
Dutch Courage
All possibilities will reveal Themselves in the morning, waking Some will smile and what they find in bed Others in horror will …
The Priest and the Playboy Magazine
In the clerics car, which the housekeeper was cleaning, A copy of Playboy was found, She assumed it was planted there by …
A Future Vision When No Future We See
The Old Folks parties will be great craic when we are of age!!! Geriatric ravers… what can possibly go wrong? A youth, …
Santy’s Christmas Party
They had finished all the presents, cleared off all the shelves Wrapped up all the chocolates, Santa and the Elves Someone brought …
The Saving of Mankind – Some Vulgar Verse
In days of old when men were bold And chased dinosaurs with sticks The girls fair and not so fair Went for …
The Ride
Getting cleaned up to get dirty The lecherous to the uptight Young folk, auld folk, all folk Hoping to score tonight. Getting …
Santa XXX
Santy is an unknown casanova… An intercontinental romantic supernova, He gets to play away Once a year for a day… Behind the …
Bad Santa
Santas in the bathroom smoking dope I think for him theres not a hope Hes in there with me aunties And hes …