Turkeys Ghost Returns to Ruin Christmas Dinner
All was set for the Christmas The tinsel glistened on the tree, The star wasn’t even crooked As in other years all …
Once Upon A Time in Ballinasloe
Once upon a time in Ballinasloe Bollick naked our hero was seen Lying in a mess of his own making Bawling relentless …
Flanagan and the Lampost
Based on the story of an unfortunate from Kinnitty who got arrested trying to fight a lampost, got arrested, and told everyone …
Willie Rimes Gets Married
Willie Rimes fled to London, of the guards he was afraid He might we arrested after his antics at the St Patricks …
Dutch Courage
All possibilities will reveal Themselves in the morning, waking Some will smile and what they find in bed Others in horror will …
A Future Vision When No Future We See
The Old Folks parties will be great craic when we are of age!!! Geriatric ravers… what can possibly go wrong? A youth, …
Cupid the Hitman
There’s a little fella flying, He’s appearing here and there, Striking victims at random, He can appear anywhere! The police put out …
The Saving of Mankind – Some Vulgar Verse
In days of old when men were bold And chased dinosaurs with sticks The girls fair and not so fair Went for …
The Sleeping Sentry
The dog sleeping on the doorstep Keeps the cats away For they cant enter while hes there And upon the couches play. …
I Wish Cows Would Say Hello, And Dogs Quiet Would Keep
While walking to Arvagh today, a cow jumped up and bolted in a field next to me and put the heart crossways …
Moo Said the Cow – the strange tale of a hitching cow, a helpful driver and a baffled traffic Garda
The cow on the roadside was hitching, The driver that stopped didnt know what to do, He spoke slowly, asked the cow …
Willie Rimes Meets His Valentine
The bould Willie Rimes, the love of his life, a lot of Russian chaps, an empty bank account, couple of cops and …
Carty’s Last Supper
They gathered around the table, and looked upon the fare, It looked alright in the darkened light to all assembled there, There …
Little Green Men
“Oh not again, those little green men… Descend in ships from the skies They obstruct you, and abduct you, And shine bright …