Us Men May Be Swine After All
Hes a sexist one, ignorant one or dirty one
As he “admire” women on calendars as beer he swigs…
Ah yes, the eternal insult
That us menfolk are but pigs!
Yet some scientists have speculated before
That both species may be in common than we know
That may be why the Abrahamic tradition of prohibition
On eating pork from long long ago…
Sure they dont follow the football
But they have humanlike lashes on their eyes
Their valves and other bits are like our own
Science is but now learning to realise
Their skin like ours is hairless
Underneath both have subcutaneous fat
Light coloured eyes and portruding noses…
Have a good ponder on that…
One chap by the name of McCarthy pondered
Did a monkey and wild boar do the deed
Is that where we get the modern pig
I once, traumatised, did read…
If that is why we are banned to eat them
According to the Muslims and the Jews
Does that mean that I unwitting am a cannibal
If to eat my rashers I choose?
For these monkey loving swine are so tasty
I dont care if a cannibal I am
Id hate to die of the hunger
With mice eating the rashers from the pan!!!
Reference:
Mother Nature Network
The Monkey and the Pig Theory