May the Lord In His Mercy Save Us From the Worst of Mac Leod
Im sure some are good people
From the shadows of Tong steeple
But the one the world does know
Contempt for all he does show
Stirrs the baying of the bigoted crowd
He who we are told by the bards is the best of Mac Leod
The one the world knows is sleazy as hell
Boasts to the world and to all who listen will tell
He is a star, of women’s feelings is not fussy
Will kiss regardless, gram em by the pussy
Still they follow him, the ignorant crowd
He who we are told by the bards is the best of Mac Leod
Tolerance is not his watchword
Science he scoffs at as if its absurd
In his quest to make America great
He makes other nations poorer and stirs up hate
All the the cheers of the mob, the White Anglo Saxon crowd
He who we are told by the bards is the best of Mac Leod
Well if this is what they offer us as the best
And they have no others to offer a contest
I think that the world around the Isle of Lewis should build a wall
To keep them all in away from us all
May the Lord in his mercy save us from any more of that crowd
If he is the best keep away the worst of Mac Leod!