Little Green Men
“Oh not again, those little green men…
Descend in ships from the skies
They obstruct you, and abduct you,
And shine bright lights in your eyes…
Last time it happened I lost six hours
That they had me in the spaceship before I went home
I remembered noting I told the wife
As she beat me out the door and told me to go to hell to Rome!
As sure as they are out there, I solemnly where
Upon the sacred name of Horchica
I never again will go with little green men
And never never again drink Slivovice!”
* Horchica – Slav mustard
* Slivovica – Slavic plum brandy!!! Great shtuff!!!