Cupid the Hitman
There’s a little fella flying,
He’s appearing here and there,
Striking victims at random,
He can appear anywhere!
The police put out a description…
A chubby cherub with wings…
Known to strike folk by twos!
Afflict them with love, and all that brings!
The Garda are looking for him…
The ERU have been deployed!
The Irish Army are being mobilized –
But all their plans have been destroyed!
This funny flying fugitive,
Has got some victims more…
The authorities have given up!
And all lovers hearts are sore…
So, keep a wary eye out for him…
Police and army are advising all…
He’s shooting arrows indiscriminately…
Victims in love they fall!