{"id":94,"date":"2014-03-08T13:02:28","date_gmt":"2014-03-08T13:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=94"},"modified":"2016-08-01T05:52:44","modified_gmt":"2016-08-01T04:52:44","slug":"dont-kill-the-plants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/dont-kill-the-plants\/","title":{"rendered":"Dont Kill the Plants"},"content":{"rendered":"

Background: The calamity that is Carty, no matter how bad his DIY (which is worse than my cooking!), the only thing worse is my gardening. But that never stopped me yet, and I think my latest efforts in Edenmore angered even the Nature Gods, as nothing else explains the run of bad luck I had… Read all about it…<\/em><\/p>\n

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My gardening skills were never the best… and the strangest things conspire against you!!! All this was small compared to the house fire that came later, but thats life, and it could have been worse…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

If greenfingers are what folk are born with
\nThose who flowers and nature understands
\nWell then I was not born with such,
\nNever mind greenfingers, I dont even hane greenhands!
\nBut they say that God loves a tryer,
\nAnd if so He really loves me
\nFor as a Fool in a Fools paradise
\nI often in spade in my garden I be.<\/p>\n

On this March morning, no make that an evening,
\nI, being laze, am rare up before noon,
\nI set out some wild flower beds to dig out,
\nPlant some seeds and flowers before rises the moon!
\nThe compost for them that I sought to get out,
\n– A simple job for anyone else from a garden shed! –
\nNo for me… the lock seized, I must use a screwdriver,
\nRemove the locking bracket instead!<\/p>\n

But the Gods of Nature intervened
\nThat see both flower and weed wach as their Child
\nThe screwdriver nib broke, I stareted swearing
\nIt was as if the Nature Gods wanted the garden left wind!
\nBut no! I persisted, I will not be beat,
\nTo think that Nature thinks so, not a chance!
\nSo I leavered and bent the lock open
\nNature Gods weaped and wailed: “Dont Kill the Plants!”<\/p>\n

My quarry fetched: mere Fate cannot stop me!
\nWhere lazyness cant, and more often it succeeds!
\nLike a man crazed I dig as if I liked gardening
\nStricken, a Nature God falls and to death bleeds!
\nIt looked all right if I may say so…
\nI planted seeds straight from the pack – such romance!
\nMore or less as the pack it said to…
\nThe Nature Gods in vain cried: “Dont Kill the Plants!”<\/p>\n

The daffodils there waving looked so inviting
\nGrowing wild in a clump, bright in flower…
\nThey need to be thinned, says I who about gardeining knows nothing
\nBut with a spade in hand, I the gardener have the power!
\nBut with each transplaned they looked, shook sad and wilted
\nI hoped that each one would survive
\nSo I doused each with a squall of water
\nHoped against nature that each one would thrive…<\/p>\n

The moon in the sky in her time rose as I finished
\nNot a cloud sat with her there high in the sky…
\nFar too late I worried, to late by far I wondered
\nIf frost strikes tonight the flowers will die!
\nWhy to Fate did I not listen when with bad luck she struck me?
\nWhen she caused a broken shed door lock on me by chance?
\nI should have halted when the Nature Gods angered they screamed
\nThrough a broken screwdriver: “Dont Kill the Plants!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Background: The calamity that is Carty, no matter how bad his DIY (which is worse than my cooking!), the only thing worse is my gardening. 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