{"id":878,"date":"2013-10-19T22:58:58","date_gmt":"2013-10-19T22:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=878"},"modified":"2014-10-19T22:59:54","modified_gmt":"2014-10-19T22:59:54","slug":"the-silent-diner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/the-silent-diner\/","title":{"rendered":"The Silent Diner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The mouse from his mouse hole peeped<br \/>\nCautiously to see<br \/>\nIf there danger lurked about<br \/>\nAs in a cat who\u2019d eat a mouse like he.<br \/>\nAnd, spying that there was none there<br \/>\nAcross the floor he scurried<br \/>\nTo where fallen on was some food<br \/>\nTo which he hastily hurried.<\/p>\n<p>And upon reaching he ate his fill<br \/>\nAll the time looking out<br \/>\nFor he who eats can be eaten<br \/>\nShould the cat come about<br \/>\nAnd once his fill he had ingested<br \/>\nBack to his mouse hole he skips<br \/>\nThe silent diner in the restaurant<br \/>\nWho never pays or tips!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The mouse from his mouse hole peeped Cautiously to see If there danger lurked about As in a cat who\u2019d eat a mouse like he. And, spying that there was none there Across the floor he scurried To where fallen on was some food To which he hastily hurried. And &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[1087,1088],"class_list":["post-878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-poems","tag-mouse","tag-resteraunt","column","twocol"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7EI4f-ea","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1459,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/unseen-flatmate\/","url_meta":{"origin":878,"position":0},"title":"Unseen Flatmate","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"10th February 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"A verse on a mouse, in the tradition of Burns... 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