{"id":731,"date":"2014-09-23T20:03:40","date_gmt":"2014-09-23T20:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=731"},"modified":"2014-09-23T20:03:40","modified_gmt":"2014-09-23T20:03:40","slug":"tomcats-chasing-pussies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/tomcats-chasing-pussies\/","title":{"rendered":"Tomcats Chasing Pussies"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tomcats are chasing pussys and they howling at the sky
\nBut the pussy cats having none of it, his loving she’ll deny
\nThey’ll howl and screech half the night, keeping me awake
\nBefore getting down to business, howling for howling’s sake…<\/p>\n

Did they never hear of romance, some flowers, and some wine?
\nA caress upon the fur, and purr a chat up line?
\nInstead of sitting on the roof, howling at the sky
\n“Here is a pussy cat, and she will be loved by no tomcat but I!”<\/p>\n

\"Cat<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tomcats are chasing pussys and they howling at the sky But the pussy cats having none of it, his loving she’ll deny They’ll howl and screech half the night, keeping me awake Before getting down to business, howling for howling’s sake… Did they never hear of romance, some flowers, and …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[975,683,976],"class_list":["post-731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-poems","tag-cat","tag-cat-poem","tag-cat-poetry","column","twocol"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7EI4f-bN","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3907,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/the-bald-man-in-bed-the-cat-the-dog-and-the-flea\/","url_meta":{"origin":731,"position":0},"title":"The Bald Man in Bed, The Cat, The Dog and the Flea","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"22nd August 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"There was a fat bald man who lived with a cat And a dog that had fleas, but he did not know that One morning as he rose to get out of bed A flea from the dog landed square on top of his head. 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