{"id":567,"date":"2008-04-05T03:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T03:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=567"},"modified":"2014-09-10T03:29:11","modified_gmt":"2014-09-10T03:29:11","slug":"the-banishment-from-the-garden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/the-banishment-from-the-garden\/","title":{"rendered":"The Banishment from the Garden"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"The
The Garden of Eden and the Fall of Man, c.1610-12, by Jan Brueghel the Elder and Hendrick de Clerck STAATSGALERIE NEUBURG AN DER DONAU, BAYERISCHE STAATSGEMALDESAMMLUNGEN<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The Lord looked down and saw man
\nThe man who could not see
\nThat he was naked as when born
\nAnd that neither was she.<\/p>\n

And after eating the apple,
\nThey saw, and to their shame
\nThey hid from view as humans do
\nAnd gave as “Private Parts” their genitals name.<\/p>\n

And God looked down in anger
\nFor disobeying he did shout
\nAdmonished and banished forever…
\nTo the four winds cast them out…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Lord looked down and saw man The man who could not see That he was naked as when born And that neither was she. And after eating the apple, They saw, and to their shame They hid from view as humans do And gave as “Private Parts” their genitals …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[827,446],"tags":[828,830,832,829,831],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biblical-epics","category-moral","tag-adam","tag-adam-and-eve","tag-banishment-from-the-garden","tag-eve","tag-garden-of-eden","column","twocol"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7EI4f-99","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4126,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/adams-hindsight-on-the-garden-of-eden\/","url_meta":{"origin":567,"position":0},"title":"Adams Hindsight on the Garden of Eden","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"4th November 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"They walked serene without any clothes Free and easy, them both She bid, he bit, and it got stuck A bit of apple in his throat They looked at each other anew They both then realised How naked they were for they were naked They looked at each other surprised!\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Forbidden Romance"","block_context":{"text":"Forbidden Romance","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/category\/love-poems\/forbidden-romance\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Jan Brueghel the Elder - Paradise and the Fall","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Jan-Brueghel-the-Elder-Paradise-and-the-Fall.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Jan-Brueghel-the-Elder-Paradise-and-the-Fall.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Jan-Brueghel-the-Elder-Paradise-and-the-Fall.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Jan-Brueghel-the-Elder-Paradise-and-the-Fall.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":5125,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/alternative-genesis-and-what-happened-in-eden-with-the-apple\/","url_meta":{"origin":567,"position":1},"title":"Alternative Genesis and What Happened in Eden with the Apple","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"29th November 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Once upon a time in the Garden of Eden God gave Adam and Eve a PC But banned them from the Apple laptop Stating - \"That one belongs just to me! 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