{"id":4542,"date":"2019-09-09T14:27:35","date_gmt":"2019-09-09T13:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=4542"},"modified":"2019-09-09T14:27:35","modified_gmt":"2019-09-09T13:27:35","slug":"jack-and-jill-a-horror-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/jack-and-jill-a-horror-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack and Jill &#8211; A Horror Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jack and Jill went out to kill<br \/>\nVampires they saught to slaughter&#8230;<br \/>\nBut Jack stabbed Jill<br \/>\nOn top of the Hill&#8230;<br \/>\nSaid she was the Devil&#8217;s Daughter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Written for the P&amp;W Bloggers group on Facebook&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3134\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3134\" style=\"width: 960px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/red-sky-at-dawn-in-ballybrit\/red-dawn-a-crimson-sky-over-ballybrit-heralds-a-rainy-day-according-to-folklore\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3134\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3134\" src=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Red-Dawn-A-crimson-sky-over-Ballybrit-heralds-a-rainy-day-according-to-folklore.jpg\" alt=\"Red Dawn - A crimson sky over Ballybrit heralds a rainy day according to folklore\" width=\"960\" height=\"528\" srcset=\"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Red-Dawn-A-crimson-sky-over-Ballybrit-heralds-a-rainy-day-according-to-folklore.jpg 960w, https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Red-Dawn-A-crimson-sky-over-Ballybrit-heralds-a-rainy-day-according-to-folklore-300x165.jpg 300w, https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Red-Dawn-A-crimson-sky-over-Ballybrit-heralds-a-rainy-day-according-to-folklore-768x422.jpg 768w, https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Red-Dawn-A-crimson-sky-over-Ballybrit-heralds-a-rainy-day-according-to-folklore-700x385.jpg 700w, https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Red-Dawn-A-crimson-sky-over-Ballybrit-heralds-a-rainy-day-according-to-folklore-332x183.jpg 332w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3134\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Red Dawn &#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jack and Jill went out to kill Vampires they saught to slaughter&#8230; But Jack stabbed Jill On top of the Hill&#8230; Said she was the Devil&#8217;s Daughter&#8230; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Written for the P&amp;W Bloggers group on Facebook&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,2479],"tags":[843,4217,4216],"class_list":["post-4542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-poems","category-ghost-story","tag-halloween","tag-jack-and-jill","tag-limerick","column","twocol"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7EI4f-1bg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1264,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/tullamore-rhymers-at-mixed-messages\/","url_meta":{"origin":4542,"position":0},"title":"Tullamore Rhymers at Mixed Messages","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"29th November 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Mixed Messages is a unique poetry event, where there are no intros, no MC, and the run of the night is sporadic, and disorganized, officially. 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