{"id":4446,"date":"2019-02-02T23:41:22","date_gmt":"2019-02-02T23:41:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=4446"},"modified":"2019-02-02T23:41:22","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T23:41:22","slug":"willie-rimes-goes-to-confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-goes-to-confession\/","title":{"rendered":"Willie Rimes Goes to Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 647px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/a\/ab\/St.leonhard-ffm-beichtstuhl001.jpg\/647px-St.leonhard-ffm-beichtstuhl001.jpg\" alt=\"Willie Rimes went to confession - that wasnt going to end well...\" width=\"647\" height=\"600\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Willie Rimes went to confession &#8211; that wasnt going to end well&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A legend in his own lifetime<br \/>\nAfraid he&#8217;d go to hell<br \/>\nThe bold Willie went in to the church<br \/>\nAll his sins to the priest to tell<br \/>\nThe priest thought he had heard it all<br \/>\nThat he did by then you&#8217;d think:<br \/>\nIts said after hearing Willies confession<br \/>\nThe priest took to the drink.<\/p>\n<p>There was the story of the R<a href=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-meets-his-valentine\/\">ussian bride<\/a><br \/>\nHow he conned the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-gone-on-the-run-at-the-galway-races\/\">Yanks at the horse race<\/a><br \/>\nThe <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-and-the-ghost-of-a-girl\/\">slate at Haloween<\/a> he never paid<br \/>\nHow <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-wrecks-christmas\/\">he made Santa<\/a> a disgrace&#8230;<br \/>\nGiving up the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-was-off-the-drink-for-lent\/\">drink he tried<\/a><br \/>\nThough it was but for lent<br \/>\nNot till he <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-and-the-saint-patricks-day-parade\/\">wrecked Saint Patricks Day<\/a><br \/>\nWas the bould Willie Rimes content<br \/>\nThere was the time he <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-gets-married\">married for money<\/a><br \/>\nThe incident with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-and-the-crock-of-gold\/\">crock of gold<\/a>&#8230;<br \/>\nSuch schemes and deals the preist said before<br \/>\nThe likes in confession was never told.<\/p>\n<p>The penance would be severe<br \/>\nHow determined was Willie to such depths again not to fall<br \/>\nThe priest asked &#8211; horrified at the answer<br \/>\nWillie wasnt sorry at all!<br \/>\nThe priest ran him from the confession box<br \/>\nLike the Redemtorists of olden days&#8230;<br \/>\nIts said though he thinks it a waste of time&#8230;<br \/>\nFor Willies sould the kind priest prays!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A legend in his own lifetime Afraid he&#8217;d go to hell The bold Willie went in to the church All his sins to the priest to tell The priest thought he had heard it all That he did by then you&#8217;d think: Its said after hearing Willies confession The &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,376,2716],"tags":[4177,3179,318],"class_list":["post-4446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-poems","category-funny-poems-18","category-life-and-times-of-willie-rimes","tag-confession","tag-life-and-times-of-willie-rimes","tag-willie-rimes","column","twocol"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7EI4f-19I","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4413,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-builds-a-boat\/","url_meta":{"origin":4446,"position":0},"title":"Willie Rimes Builds a Boat","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"28th October 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"We havnt heard from Willie Rimes in a while... as expected, he has been up to no good... in a self built boat! 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