{"id":4126,"date":"2017-11-04T13:31:11","date_gmt":"2017-11-04T13:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=4126"},"modified":"2017-11-04T03:50:04","modified_gmt":"2017-11-04T03:50:04","slug":"adams-hindsight-on-the-garden-of-eden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/adams-hindsight-on-the-garden-of-eden\/","title":{"rendered":"Adams Hindsight on the Garden of Eden"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Jan<\/a>
Jan Brueghel the Elder – Paradise and the Fall<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

They walked serene without any clothes
\nFree and easy, them both
\nShe bid, he bit, and it got stuck
\nA bit of apple in his throat<\/p>\n

They looked at each other anew
\nThey both then realised
\nHow naked they were for they were naked
\nThey looked at each other surprised!<\/p>\n

Then Adam heard what all men hear
\nAs he stood bemused right there
\nEve screamed and got in a huff
\nShouted “I got NOTHING to wear!”<\/p>\n

So he fashioned her a fig leaf
\nAnd another one for him
\nThe belt made from a vine was short
\nFor Eve was sexy and slim!<\/p>\n

God at once in anger looked
\nAnd roared from heaven aloft
\nAdam went puce as Eve sat and cried
\nAdam choking by now he coughed.<\/p>\n

At last Adam managed to get his breath
\nAs he cursed and at Eve did look
\nIf looks could kill shed be dead though no men yet had died
\nThe apple in his neck was stuck.<\/p>\n

So they from the garden were banished
\nTo wander the earth bit by bit…
\nAdam in hindsight the lesson learned
\nOne should never swallow… but spit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They walked serene without any clothes Free and easy, them both She bid, he bit, and it got stuck A bit of apple in his throat They looked at each other anew They both then realised How naked they were for they were naked They looked at each other surprised! …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3812,376,446],"tags":[830,3973,3312,3974],"class_list":["post-4126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forbidden-romance","category-funny-poems-18","category-moral","tag-adam-and-eve","tag-adams-apple","tag-genesis","tag-the-bible","column","twocol"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7EI4f-14y","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5125,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/alternative-genesis-and-what-happened-in-eden-with-the-apple\/","url_meta":{"origin":4126,"position":0},"title":"Alternative Genesis and What Happened in Eden with the Apple","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"29th November 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Once upon a time in the Garden of Eden God gave Adam and Eve a PC But banned them from the Apple laptop Stating - \"That one belongs just to me! 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