{"id":3232,"date":"2016-10-23T02:09:42","date_gmt":"2016-10-23T01:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=3232"},"modified":"2016-10-23T02:12:57","modified_gmt":"2016-10-23T01:12:57","slug":"willie-rimes-and-the-ghost-of-a-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-and-the-ghost-of-a-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Willie Rimes and the Ghost of a Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"CCTV<\/a>
CCTV of the woman who fleeced poor Willie Rimes – but he insists his girl was a ghost to disappear like that<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Willie was drinking – as he always does – all day in the bar
\nHe saw a fine looking girl eyeing him up at the bar
\nHe said hed check her out and see what was the story
\nNot afraid of rejection, and hoping for a chance of glory!
\nHe was afraid to approach her though, and googled chat up lines
\nDidn’t find any appropriate, bar the ones he used a thousand times
\nThey rarely ever worked, or got him a slap in the face
\nA complaint to the bouncers who then would chuck him out of the place…
\nBut what is this? Is the luck of our unlucky Casanova changing…
\nThe girl approaches smiling, as if the starsigns are properly arranging!<\/p>\n

They get talking – Willie says he is a scientist – sure what else would he say
\nTurns out she is one too, in town for a conference that day,
\nNow Willie is in trouble, in a corner, this he would have to bluff
\nHe got a basic grip on the big bang theory but that may not be enough
\nShe is into nanosciences, that she was brainy he could seen
\nThough her blouse took most of his attention, as more often the case has been!!!!
\nShe said she had just graduated, he said “What about me?
\nI’m a specialist into the “timber sciences”, also known as carpentry!”
\nThere were a few down the counter who to them she seemed to be known
\nThey gave Willie a dry comment of “Best of Luck”, told him that he was on his own!!!<\/p>\n

Willie was to enraptured for what other people think
\nHe was drooling at prospects of later playtime with her every eyelash blink
\nHe ordered champagne to celebrate her graduation – only the best would do
\nThe barman put it on the slate as Willie is known often to do
\nSo the rounds went back and forth, with the drink poor Willie was swaying
\nHe was only fit for sleep at this stage, and not for nighttime playing
\nShe slidled up to him, he slid his hand downwards, her shapely behind did grab
\nIn his sexiest voice he suggested they go to “his place for coffee and a kebab”<\/p>\n

They got to the kebab shop he ordered all round him
\nBut on placing his hands into his pockets, he found no wallet on him
\nShe suggested that in the kebab shop he stayed while for cash she went
\nHe agreed with a mumbled comment, sat down quite content
\nHe fell asleep and at closing time was woken, the lady never returned
\nWillie could not understand it, wouldn’t accept that he by her had been burned
\nHe was out he said for a drink on the night of Halloween
\nSome bollix stole his wallet or he lost it he said, but the lady a ghost had been!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Willie was drinking – as he always does – all day in the bar He saw a fine looking girl eyeing him up at the bar He said hed check her out and see what was the story Not afraid of rejection, and hoping for a chance of glory! 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