{"id":307,"date":"2012-12-15T19:06:26","date_gmt":"2012-12-15T19:06:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=307"},"modified":"2014-08-15T19:07:04","modified_gmt":"2014-08-15T19:07:04","slug":"monster-in-my-cupboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/monster-in-my-cupboard\/","title":{"rendered":"Monster in my Cupboard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The shadows dark, when I, a child<br \/>\nSlept, or rather when I tried<br \/>\nAnd creaks and groans of ancient timbers<br \/>\nWould have caused some out in fear to have cried.<\/p>\n<p>But we said that in the cupboard<br \/>\nThere was no monster there at all<br \/>\nBut the ghost of the last man who did live<br \/>\nWho by the name of &#8220;Babser&#8221; we did call.<\/p>\n<p>And creaks and groans throughout the night<br \/>\nAs timbers expanded and contracted<br \/>\nWhat fright! What fun with stories told<br \/>\nTo friends from them we extracted!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The shadows dark, when I, a child Slept, or rather when I tried And creaks and groans of ancient timbers Would have caused some out in fear to have cried. But we said that in the cupboard There was no monster there at all But the ghost of the last &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[439,432],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-banagher","category-written-at-poets-express","column","twocol"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7EI4f-4X","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3114,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/the-longford-ark\/","url_meta":{"origin":307,"position":0},"title":"The Longford Ark","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"5th November 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"http:\/\/www.donedeal.ie\/windows-for-sale\/boat\/5856940 This is a real advertisement from Donedeal... inspired the doggerel verse below. 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