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What fun with stories told<br \/>\nTo friends from them we extracted!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The shadows dark, when I, a child Slept, or rather when I tried And creaks and groans of ancient timbers Would have caused some out in fear to have cried. But we said that in the cupboard There was no monster there at all But the ghost of the last &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[439,432],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-banagher","category-written-at-poets-express","column","twocol"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7EI4f-4X","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1303,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/the-woodcutter\/","url_meta":{"origin":307,"position":0},"title":"The Woodcutter","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"4th June 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"The woodcutter with sharpened saw Went to the woods one day And he liked the timber that others scorned He ignored what they did say That the timber was damp and burned slowly And gave away little heat Just sapped the energy of the woodcutter To cut for firewood was\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;God in Other People&quot;","block_context":{"text":"God in Other People","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/category\/inspirational-poetry\/god-in-other-people-inspirational-poetry\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Axe-300x155.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1027,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/babser\/","url_meta":{"origin":307,"position":1},"title":"Babser","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"1st November 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"My family came to Banagher in 1977 from Ballinalee in North Longford (via Clones, Athlone, Daingean and Moate!) and I grew up with the Banagher Horse Fair as one of my favourite memories. 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