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<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
The locals they were wondering
\nThey were trying to make sense
\nWhy the Sergeant wants to stop Banagher Fair
\nOr away in a field it fence…
\nWhich as with Lammas in the North
\nWhich for centuries on the street was there
\nThey stuck it in a car park of late
\nThat has nearly killed off that fair…<\/p>\n
“You must have pissed off the fairies” Now the iron mast has been upon it So we drank off, still baffled, and wonder So there might be some truth to the story So we will meet you in September For they are not fairies themselves is the consensus The locals they were wondering They were trying to make sense Why the Sergeant wants to stop Banagher Fair Or away in a field it fence… Which as with Lammas in the North Which for centuries on the street was there They stuck it in a car park of late …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[439],"tags":[718,2841,2842],"class_list":["post-2741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-banagher","tag-banagher-horse-fair","tag-faries","tag-garda-siochana","column","twocol"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7EI4f-Id","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1389,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/reboot-banagher-horse-fair\/","url_meta":{"origin":2741,"position":0},"title":"Reboot Banagher Horse Fair…","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"26th April 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"We will see you, as a sure thing, in September On the Main Street among the proud horses there We'll walk among crowds, dogs, the shady folk and the shades At the 2015 Banagher Horse Fair... 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\nOne wag did decree
\nAnd if we did, the horse traders wondered
\nHow could that at all be
\nSure we always got along over the years
\nAnd we had no trouble with the fair until
\nThe new Sargent took up his post in town
\nLooked over by the Fairy Fort on Keeraun Hill<\/p>\n![\"Keeraun](\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Keeraun-Hill-300x91.jpg\")
Photo: Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh (c) 2012<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\nFor in excess of twenty years
\nSo, though they prefer wood over iron
\nThat that is not the cause it appears
\nThough some say the sergeant could be a changling
\nThough to imagine such is hard
\nThe truth must be acknowledged
\nNo where else is a horse fair opposed by a guard!<\/p>\n
\nBut the more of it we talked
\nThe more we drank the more it made sense
\nAnd at the affronterty we balked
\nSure arn’t leprechauns the trickers
\nThey tell you stuff that at all is not true
\nLike the guards who told visitors the Fair was canceled
\nThough that it was in full swing all knew?<\/p>\n
\nFairies love to trick and deceive
\nThough it truth it sounds foolish in sobriety
\nSo we must drink more to believe
\nBut the truth is stranger than fiction
\nSilly this idea we call
\nIt makes more sense than reality
\nWhich makes no sense at all…<\/p>\n
\nIn Houghs pub, Or Corrigans, or Simons Bar
\nWe will debate forth and back the argument
\nIf the Wee Folk is what our local cops are…
\nWhat can we do to make them cop on
\nIs there someone we can ask to tell
\nThat knows the old ways of dealing with this
\nThat can break from these fools the spell!<\/p>\n
\nOf the folk at the bar badly drunk by now
\nBut they have been enchanted
\nBy someone we don’t know, or how
\nWe think we may have to seize them
\nHave them exorcised by a priest
\nOr get some Holy Water sprinkled on them
\nBy Fr Pierre at the very least…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"