{"id":234,"date":"2013-11-28T22:48:49","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T22:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=234"},"modified":"2014-08-13T22:50:11","modified_gmt":"2014-08-13T22:50:11","slug":"cartys-last-supper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/cartys-last-supper\/","title":{"rendered":"Carty&#8217;s Last Supper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They gathered around the table, and looked upon the fare,<br \/>\nIt looked alright in the darkened light to all assembled there,<br \/>\nThere was sausages and ham sandwiches, dressed up in mayonnaise,<br \/>\nWhich hid the fact and the taste that the meat had seen better days.<br \/>\nIt had been stored on the table, and was a little old,<br \/>\nAnd although they days and nights were, the room was far from cold,<br \/>\nThe mice had had a nibble, and the flies had feasted in glee&#8230;<br \/>\nBut mayonnaise is great sauce, and none of that anyone could see&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2801\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2801\" style=\"width: 609px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2801\" alt=\"Another Last Supper\" src=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Another-Last-Supper.jpg\" width=\"609\" height=\"166\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2801\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Another Last Supper<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>They said it was like another crucifixion, the toilet was Golgotha for them,<br \/>\nThey threw up bile and vomit, and then some blood and phlegm,<br \/>\nThey were firing our from all ends, missed the basins, hit the walls,<br \/>\nDestroyed the bathrooms and the toilets, oh, to hear the moans and bawls.<br \/>\nThat he was dodgy to arrange the feast, some of the others had a hunch,<br \/>\nNever again they decreed, would they get him to arrange for the club the lunch&#8230;<br \/>\nIt was worse than alcoholic poisoning, to present such as food was a crime,<br \/>\nBut all agreed it was a mighty feed, and tasted fantastic at the time!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They gathered around the table, and looked upon the fare, It looked alright in the darkened light to all assembled there, There was sausages and ham sandwiches, dressed up in mayonnaise, Which hid the fact and the taste that the meat had seen better days. 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