{"id":205,"date":"2014-07-19T16:27:24","date_gmt":"2014-07-19T16:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=205"},"modified":"2016-07-04T19:39:19","modified_gmt":"2016-07-04T19:39:19","slug":"willie-rimes-goes-to-belfast-to-protest-at-the-parades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-goes-to-belfast-to-protest-at-the-parades\/","title":{"rendered":"Willie Rimes Goes to Belfast to Protest at the Parades"},"content":{"rendered":"

Willie Rimes is just back from Belfast, his eyes both black and blue
\nHis nose is broken, the whites of his eyes a reddish hue
\nHis left arm is in a sling, he is walking slow with a limp
\nHe’s grand according to himself, not wanting to sound a wimp…<\/p>\n

\"Orange
\nWillie went to meet his lost brothers – he was adapted, didnt you know?
\nWhen his mother got into triple trouble a long long time ago
\nBabies adapted by Rhymes’s and Reemses, our Willie by Rimes,
\nBrothers named Wullie and Billy, they’re confused sometimes
\nThe first our Willie heard of them was in a websites email
\nHe said he would go to meet them in July without a fail
\nWhen he heard they were into protesting, he replied he was as well
\nWhen he thought he’d reached heaven he found he walked right into hell…<\/p>\n

He wore his best Offaly top, and Manchester United cap,
\nA Green Brigade Celtic scarf, Peace badge, he looked aright hard chap
\nWhen he arrived he was dismayed at the protests composition…
\nThe boys wore ORANGE, and were AGAINST the Parades Commission!<\/p>\n

Now Willie Rimes for all his crimes, he payed for them all in the next wee while,
\nThere was no photo exchanges, or reunion photograph smile
\nIt took a week to get out of hospital, two hours to get in,
\nApparently it took the ambulance an hour just to get to him…<\/p>\n

It pays to check politics when families are reunited, Willie wont deny…
\nEspecially when the reunion your invited to is on the Twalfth of July!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Willie Rimes is just back from Belfast, his eyes both black and blue His nose is broken, the whites of his eyes a reddish hue His left arm is in a sling, he is walking slow with a limp He’s grand according to himself, not wanting to sound a wimp… …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[319,534,1536,1629,3021,1883,3020,295,3019,3018,1095,1537,318],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-poems","tag-belfast","tag-derry","tag-love-ulster","tag-marching-season","tag-north-of-ireland","tag-northern-ireland","tag-orange-march","tag-orange-order","tag-orange-week","tag-twalfth","tag-ulster","tag-willie-frazer","tag-willie-rimes","column","twocol"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7EI4f-3j","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3042,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-gone-on-the-run-at-the-galway-races\/","url_meta":{"origin":205,"position":0},"title":"Willie Rimes Gone on the Run at the Galway Races","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"25th July 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Willie Rimes is back in town In Galway of all places The guards are still looking out for him Hes up at the bloody races He got in with some Americans Who liked his Galway drawl Though our Willie is a kind of droll And not from Galway at all!\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Funny Poems"","block_context":{"text":"Funny Poems","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/category\/funny-poems\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Willie Rimes is on the run after giving dodgy tips that actually won at the Galway Races","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Willie-Rimes-is-on-the-run-after-giving-dodgy-tips-that-actually-won-at-the-Galway-Races.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Willie-Rimes-is-on-the-run-after-giving-dodgy-tips-that-actually-won-at-the-Galway-Races.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Willie-Rimes-is-on-the-run-after-giving-dodgy-tips-that-actually-won-at-the-Galway-Races.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Willie-Rimes-is-on-the-run-after-giving-dodgy-tips-that-actually-won-at-the-Galway-Races.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4446,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-goes-to-confession\/","url_meta":{"origin":205,"position":1},"title":"Willie Rimes Goes to Confession","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"2nd February 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 A legend in his own lifetime Afraid he'd go to hell The bold Willie went in to the church All his sins to the priest to tell The priest thought he had heard it all That he did by then you'd think: Its said after hearing Willies confession The\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Funny Poems"","block_context":{"text":"Funny Poems","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/category\/funny-poems\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Willie Rimes went to confession - that wasnt going to end well...","src":"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/a\/ab\/St.leonhard-ffm-beichtstuhl001.jpg\/647px-St.leonhard-ffm-beichtstuhl001.jpg","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/a\/ab\/St.leonhard-ffm-beichtstuhl001.jpg\/647px-St.leonhard-ffm-beichtstuhl001.jpg 1x, https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/a\/ab\/St.leonhard-ffm-beichtstuhl001.jpg\/647px-St.leonhard-ffm-beichtstuhl001.jpg 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4413,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-builds-a-boat\/","url_meta":{"origin":205,"position":2},"title":"Willie Rimes Builds a Boat","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"28th October 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"We havnt heard from Willie Rimes in a while... as expected, he has been up to no good... in a self built boat! 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