{"id":1976,"date":"2013-12-09T18:54:21","date_gmt":"2013-12-09T18:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/?p=1976"},"modified":"2015-06-29T18:58:14","modified_gmt":"2015-06-29T18:58:14","slug":"poetic-crimes-of-willie-rimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/poetic-crimes-of-willie-rimes\/","title":{"rendered":"Poetic Crimes of Willie Rimes"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2826\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2826\" style=\"width: 959px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2826\" alt=\"Willie Rimes makes a joi... fag out of the pages of Cormac Lallys new book\" src=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Willie-Rimes-makes-a-joi...-fag-out-of-the-pages-of-Cormac-Lallys-new-book.jpg\" width=\"959\" height=\"343\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2826\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Willie Rimes makes a joi&#8230; fag out of the pages of Cormac Lallys new book<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>He said he was talking to Mally,<br \/>\nAbout the new book put out by Lally,<br \/>\nUnlike Carty it didnt take him ages,<br \/>\nTo put together a few pages&#8230;<br \/>\nA man who acts, and wont dilly dally!<\/p>\n<p>He said he was having a smoke,<br \/>\nI swear this is not a joke&#8230;<br \/>\nHe said &#8220;Tear us a page till I roll one,<br \/>\nMe Rizlas are all gone&#8221;<br \/>\nWhat an ignorant uncultured yoke!!!<\/p>\n<p>Id said do you want a look<br \/>\nAt Cormac Lallys new book&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd thats what he done,<br \/>\nTore out pages, rolled up one&#8230;<br \/>\nSaid he really didnt give&#8230; a &#8230; feck&#8230; look:<\/p>\n<p>Poems and poetry is written to be read,<br \/>\nAnd then you put it to bed&#8230;<br \/>\nYou call it some caper&#8230;<br \/>\nI say I recycle the paper&#8230;<br \/>\nWhen I use it, to light up, he said!!!!<\/p>\n<address>Background:<br \/>\nThe infamous Willie Rimes puts an alternative use to the pages of Cormacs book&#8230; Cormac Lallys new book &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/cormac.lally.5\">Scribbles, Dribbles and Home Grown Nibbles<\/a>&#8221; is out now. Grab a copy, but please, dont smoke it!!!See the website:\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/cormacom.wordpress.com\/\">http:\/\/cormacom.wordpress.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Carty too has since published <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/chapbook-collected-its-off-to-body-and-soul-we-go\/\">his own chapbook &#8220;Ommmmmm!&#8221;- see it on Kindle!!!<\/a><\/strong><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He said he was talking to Mally, About the new book put out by Lally, Unlike Carty it didnt take him ages, To put together a few pages&#8230; A man who acts, and wont dilly dally! He said he was having a smoke, I swear this is not a joke&#8230; &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[89],"tags":[2154,2155,365,318],"class_list":["post-1976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-poems","tag-book","tag-publishing","tag-tullamore-rhymers","tag-willie-rimes","column","twocol"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7EI4f-vS","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3042,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-gone-on-the-run-at-the-galway-races\/","url_meta":{"origin":1976,"position":0},"title":"Willie Rimes Gone on the Run at the Galway Races","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"25th July 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Willie Rimes is back in town In Galway of all places The guards are still looking out for him Hes up at the bloody races He got in with some Americans Who liked his Galway drawl Though our Willie is a kind of droll And not from Galway at all!\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Funny Poems&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Funny Poems","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/category\/funny-poems\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Willie Rimes is on the run after giving dodgy tips that actually won at the Galway Races","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Willie-Rimes-is-on-the-run-after-giving-dodgy-tips-that-actually-won-at-the-Galway-Races.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Willie-Rimes-is-on-the-run-after-giving-dodgy-tips-that-actually-won-at-the-Galway-Races.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Willie-Rimes-is-on-the-run-after-giving-dodgy-tips-that-actually-won-at-the-Galway-Races.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Willie-Rimes-is-on-the-run-after-giving-dodgy-tips-that-actually-won-at-the-Galway-Races.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":205,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-goes-to-belfast-to-protest-at-the-parades\/","url_meta":{"origin":1976,"position":1},"title":"Willie Rimes Goes to Belfast to Protest at the Parades","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"19th July 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Willie Rimes is just back from Belfast, his eyes both black and blue His nose is broken, the whites of his eyes a reddish hue His left arm is in a sling, he is walking slow with a limp He's grand according to himself, not wanting to sound a wimp...\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Funny Poems&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Funny Poems","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/category\/funny-poems\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Orange Order protest in Belfast","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Orange-Order-protest-in-Belfast.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Orange-Order-protest-in-Belfast.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Orange-Order-protest-in-Belfast.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Orange-Order-protest-in-Belfast.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writingsinrhyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Orange-Order-protest-in-Belfast.jpg?resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4446,"url":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/willie-rimes-goes-to-confession\/","url_meta":{"origin":1976,"position":2},"title":"Willie Rimes Goes to Confession","author":"Tom\u00e1s \u00d3 C\u00e1rthaigh","date":"2nd February 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 A legend in his own lifetime Afraid he'd go to hell The bold Willie went in to the church All his sins to the priest to tell The priest thought he had heard it all That he did by then you'd think: Its said after hearing Willies confession The\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Funny Poems&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Funny Poems","link":"https:\/\/writingsinrhyme.com\/index.php\/category\/funny-poems\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Willie Rimes went to confession - 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