All possibilities will reveal
\nThemselves in the morning, waking
\nSome will smile and what they find in bed
\nOthers in horror will be shaking…
\nIf it wasn’t for drink I think mankind
\nMight for want of loving cease to be
\nNow where is it, that bottle of vodka
\nSo I can get some loving for me!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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