Sarky Steve he cannot see
\nThe benefits that there is to be
\nTo engage the brain, so he
\nWrites without thinking.<\/p>\n
And echos the chatter of fools
\nOf trendy bars and posh schools
\nWhere boys admire each others tools
\nAnd assist each other w*nking!<\/p>\n
It is good to be so chummy
\nBefore he runs home to mummy
\nWho with dinner will fill his tummy
\nAs he speaks shite without blinking.<\/p>\n
You’d love to, only he’d probably enjoy it
\nTo whack him with a stick till you destroy it
\nIt would be a good way to employ it
\nAnd a rod break on his bare arse from spanking.<\/p>\n
Sarky Steve he cannot see The benefits that there is to be To engage the brain, so he Writes without thinking. And echos the chatter of fools Of trendy bars and posh schools Where boys admire each others tools And assist each other w*nking! 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